Latest Top 13 Ways Nigerian Women Lose Their Values

Latest Top 13 Ways Nigerian Women Lose Their Values

Nigerian women eh, the ease with which you people lose your value ehn, it is becoming very alarming, and most times I petty you people. As a Nigerian man, the only way I can loose my value is if I die. And even death is not a guarantee.

But Nigerian women...hmmm check out the Latest Top 13 Ways Nigerian Women Lose Their Values

-First of all, you were born with a vagina instead of a penis. That alone reduced your value as a human being by like 50% right from birth.

-Your hymen gets torn (even by mere accident).

Who sent you to go and represent your school in athletics?

You have lost your value.

-You get raped. Ah! It is your fault na.

Child of the world, you probably seduced the poor rapist with your indecent dressing.

You have lost your value.

-You see a man you like and decide to approach him first. What?

You are liking man instead of man to be liking you.

You have lost your value.

-You visit your boyfriend and spend the weekend at his place. Ewo!

Ndi cohabitation.

See as your value just dey throw away like water for Kainji dam.

-Your boyfriend breaks up with you.

Chai! You have been used and dumped.

Toilet roll is now better than you.

Your value has finished.

-You get pregnant and decide to keep it.

A single mother in Nigeria is like a second hand Tecno phone.

Nne, massive value fall on you there.

-You decide to be pro choice.

You have not only lost your value, now you are also going to hell.

-You are 35 years of age and you are not yet married.

Please go and look for husband quick quick before your value meter runs dry.

-You get married and you cannot have kids.

Wait first, are you even a woman before we will start talking about value?

-You don not know how to cook, you like to wash your clothes with washing machine and your dishes with a dishwasher. 

Mbok, you never even had any value in the first place.

-You are suffering life threatening domestic violence at home at the hands of your husband.

You are probably not praying for him hard enough. A woman with some real value prays for her husband.

Biko go and watch War Room and get your value together!

-You decide to walk out of an abusive marriage. Hian, abomination!

As a divorcée, you are at the bottom of the value chain. You are rolling in the deep abyss of no return. In fact, your value meter is reading ' Battery Empty '.

As if being a Nigerian is not hard enough, you people just had to be women.

Nigerian women are strong sha, I salute all of una.

Credit: Eze Drizzy Jude